This list from DailyKos inspired some local versions…
Sarah Palin is your new Kemper Arena.
Sarah Palin is your new Wendell Anschutz.
Sarah Palin is your new Noland Road.
Sarah Palin is your new Braniff Airlines.
Sarah Palin is your new Rodney D. Young.
Sarah Palin is your new Carl Peterson.
Sarah Palin is your new Katheryn Shields.
Sarah Palin is your new Ruskin Heights.
Sarah Palin is your new Vanguard Airlines.
Sarah Palin is your new Charlie Wheeler.
Sarah Palin is your new Segway.
Sarah Palin is your New New Coke.
Sarah Palin is your new FoxTrax.
Sarah Palin is your new Edsel.
Sarah Palin is your new Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football.
Sarah Palin is your new Nü Metal.
Sarah Palin is your new Betamax.
