Single Ladies Overload

This meme of covering Beyonce’s Single Ladies video is getting out of had.  Just a few of the many versions, to help you get through a Friday afternoon…

All The Single Babies

All the Single Big Ladies

All the Single Christians (If you do it then you better have a ring on it)

All the Single Fellas (If ya loved me then ya shoulda loved me beer belly)

All The Single Gay Boys

All the Single Hipsters

All the Single Emos

All the Creepy Single Fat Men

All the Single Anime

Glee TV show

Glee football team

Beyonce, Justin Timberlake on Saturday Night Live

All the Single Asians

All the Single Pregnant Ladies

All the Single Clowns, with a dip that goes very wrong

All the Single Grannies

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Sometimes harassment can be funny

While it doesn’t happen often, sometimes I get harassed while bicycling.  Normally it’s an asshole motorist.  Yesterday it was a homeless guy.  It was early in the morning I was pedaling through the South Plaza neighborhood, in front of the Plaza Branch of the KC Public Library. I startled a homeless man who was bent over in the street apparently looking for cigarette butts.  The guy jumped up, shook his fist, and yelled “I’m gonna pull your pants down and make you fall off that damn bike!”

I actually almost fell off my bike from laughing so hard, and I seriously considered turning around and giving the guy a $20 for creativity.

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PC

Venereal Disease -> Sexually Transmitted Disease -> Sexually Transmitted Infection

Indian -> Native American -> Indigenous American

Documentary -> Non-fiction cinema

Date rape -> Intimate violence

Handicapped -> Disabled -> Persons with Disabilities -> Differently Abled

Any others?

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Saddlebacking

That awful wingnut “pastor” Rick Warren has finally received the Santorum treatment.  A church called Saddleback was just asking for it.

Saddlebacking: the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. see also www.saddlebacking.com

And if you don’t get the Santorum reference, you can Google that yourself.

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2008 Buzzwords

The NY Times list of 2008’s top busswords includes such goodies as the Terrorist Fist Jab, Caribou Barbie, Nuke the Fridge, Photobombing, and many more.

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