Evil Bunnies

March 21st, 2005



Flickr photo
by pbinder.

I cannot go to the Plaza in the weeks before Easter. It’s the Easter bunny statues. They freak my shit out. The eyes are sinister. They watch my every move. They cast disdainful glances on the tourists and suburbatroids invading their briarpatch of faux-Spanish consumerism. Unlike the cows and teddy bears, these beasts return every year. I cannot use compound sentences when they are present.


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4 Responses to “Evil Bunnies”

  1. Heidi says:
    3/22/2005 at 8:00 am

    at least they don’t light up the eyes anymore…remember that? red glowing evil eyed rabbits guarding the plaza? aaiiieeee

  2. dangerboy says:
    3/22/2005 at 8:24 am

    Oh the eyes were the worst. I’m so happy to hear the eyes have gone dark.

  3. m.toast says:
    3/22/2005 at 11:35 am

    No kiddin. It was even more disturbing (if that’s possible) when the two satanic eyes would blink out of sequence with one another. Eek!

  4. Mark says:
    4/5/2005 at 6:18 am

    I know! Lots of people are freaked out by the bunnies. I know it’s a tradition and all, but who likes them? Who would object if they never came back?

    Probably people who like clowns.