KC Hoes For Dummies

February 16th, 2005

This one is inspired by a conversation with the mighty M.Toast. I thought I would do something nice for the dudes living out in the land of biege fortresses. Guys who might be curious about their options for purchasing carnal pleasure over here in the big city, yet intimidated by the number of ho strolls to choose from.

First of all, let’s start with the grand-daddy of KC ho strolls, Independence Avenue (map). Located just east of Downtown, it’s convenient for a long lunch or quick visit on the way home from work. It’s also a very short trip from North BFE, being just across the river. The Avenue is the traditional favorite and still the most accessible for the beige folks. Here you will find hos of all colors and creeds, so take your pick.

Just south of the Avenue is the mythical East Side. These two words that strike fear into the hearts of South BFE denizens who think the Missouri side is one giant ghetto. But this is the place to go if you want to rent some brown sugar for the evening. 31st and Prospect (map) is the epicenter for crack hoes.

But what if you want to find something a little closer to home? Not to fear, the Kansas side has plenty of hoes. Just head north to KCK for some Wyco action. Quindaro (map) is where the action is on the Kansas side. And if you like your taco spicy, check out Kansas Ave. for the Latina scene (map).

Besides the STD and rap sheet, the KCPD now offers a new benefit for cruising the ho stroll – reality TV. You could be a star on John TV, with your mug shot and home address on cable access.


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  1. Josh says:
    2/19/2005 at 3:38 pm

    Actually, not to be nit-picky, but most of the “ladies of the night” have moved from Independence Ave over to Admiral. And, judging from all the JOCO license plates I see on my way to and from work, the white guys are finding their way just fine.